its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
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It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
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I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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