That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
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bring money and cleavage
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
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Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
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