I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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