Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
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Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
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Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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