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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
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When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
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Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
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