Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
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I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
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i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
๐๐๐ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Nah, weโre just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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