He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
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Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
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If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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