CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
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I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
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I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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