Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
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Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
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We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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