So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
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Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
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it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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