they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
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I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
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I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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