Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
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we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
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Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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