Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
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He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
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Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
The dick lei will go down in squad history
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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