Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
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i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
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She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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