Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
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Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
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I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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