i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
he puts the penis in happiness.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
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STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
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We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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