I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
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i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
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he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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