i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
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You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
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Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Everyone says I win the strip club
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