Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
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I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
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The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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