After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
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story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
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Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
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