We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
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I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
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So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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