im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
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Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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