I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
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I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
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Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Dicks are not precious.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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