Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
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we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
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Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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