I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
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I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
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No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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