I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
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Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
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I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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