just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
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He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
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She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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