I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
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i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
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...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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