Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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