Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
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I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
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The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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