as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
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know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Semen is not good for contacts.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
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Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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