so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
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Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
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I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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