no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
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I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
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You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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