Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
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Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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