I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
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So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
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Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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