Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
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you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
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I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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