Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
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Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
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Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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