love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
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i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
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Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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