sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
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He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
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I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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