called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
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After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Mom said you looked used
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
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Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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