almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
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i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
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See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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