It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
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Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
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He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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