watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
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Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
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Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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