so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
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Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
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Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
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