It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
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You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
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A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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