Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
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I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
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Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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