Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
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If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
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lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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