capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
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mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
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Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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