Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
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We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
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I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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