Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
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The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
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Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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