Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
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But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
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Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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